Sporkdom
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Sporkdom

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Chicken and my balls..... Mar 23, 2016

    1. Sporkdom
      Sporkdom
      Everything is made in China. Except babies. They are made in VaChina.
    2. Sporkdom
      Sporkdom
      Some company calls my house every single day & if you answer the phone they just hang up on you. So my question is, how do I get that job?
    3. Sporkdom
      Sporkdom
      My refrigerator just walked to my bedroom, opened the door, stood there and stared at me for five minutes, then it closed the door and left.
      1. HeartShineGirl
        HeartShineGirl
        She's giving you a taste of your own medicine.
        Jun 17, 2014
    4. HeartShineGirl
      HeartShineGirl
      Any philosophy for today? I'm waiting..... for insight.
      1. Sporkdom
        Sporkdom
        Not today.. sorry :(
        Jun 16, 2014
      2. HeartShineGirl
        HeartShineGirl
        Thanks okay.. Goodnight :)
        Jun 16, 2014
    5. Sporkdom
      Sporkdom
      You know how sometimes as you fall asleep your whole body jolts you awake? That's a ghost finishing sex with you.
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      3. Bhandaid
        Bhandaid
        Silly spork, ghosts are for kids!
        May 5, 2014
      4. SgtOctopusi
        SgtOctopusi
        I thought it was your brain jolting your body because your heart rate drastically decreases as you sleep thinking you are dying.
        Jun 2, 2014
      5. HeartShineGirl
        HeartShineGirl
        @Sporkdom - Oh all the neurologists out there speculate, but no one really knows! You might actually be right. I usually get that feeling like I'm falling and my natural reflex to "jump" in fright is activated... however, I really like the idea of a ghost having sex with me.
        Jun 13, 2014
    6. Bhandaid
      Bhandaid
      you owe me five bucks...
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      2. Sporkdom
        Sporkdom
        HAHAHA!
        Apr 9, 2014
    7. Bhandaid
      Bhandaid
      poop smells like poop
    8. Sporkdom
      Sporkdom
      A penny for your thoughts... five bucks if they're dirty.
    9. RustySwine
    10. Sporkdom
      Sporkdom
      "A dirty book is rarely dusty." ~ Anon.
    11. Sporkdom
      Sporkdom
      Wanna put the fun in fundies?
      1. Bhandaid
        Bhandaid
        I reported this comment for sexual harASSment.
        Feb 18, 2014
      2. Sporkdom
        Sporkdom
        HAHA!
        Feb 18, 2014
    12. Sporkdom
      Sporkdom
      While I find it rather pleasing to the eyes... you women need to quit wearing yoga pants in public. Trying to hide "wood" in public is hard.
      1. Bhandaid likes this.
    13. Sporkdom
      Sporkdom
      I have been creatively uncreative...
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    September 15
    Minecraft Name:
    Sporkdom
    What to say... what to say...

    First and foremost I love a woman in a nice pair of stockings. Long legs and and nice round rear is great... oh wait.. what? Ohhh! You want info about me not what I want... ok... (seriously though... legs are a huge turn on. Just saying ;) )

    I have been playing video games for a while. The current list of what I usually play on a daily basis are as follows:

    Unreal Tournament 2004
    Battlefield 4 / and 3 sometimes
    Minecraft (No way!)

    I play several other games as well but just not as often as those.

    I like to do graphic design as a hobby. I also play a couple instruments.. well kind of.

    Anything else just ask.

    Thanks.
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