malajunta
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malajunta

Male, from Caracas, Venezuela

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is this our twitter? Dec 23, 2014

malajunta was last seen:
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    1. malajunta
      malajunta
      is this our twitter?
    2. malajunta
      malajunta
      Pumpkins are rarer than diamonds, and that's a fact Jack!
    3. WTFbeccca
      WTFbeccca
      Oh hey sxcccc
      1. malajunta
        malajunta
        hey there mamacita rica!
        Dec 3, 2014
    4. malajunta
      malajunta
      "Welcome to the premature ejaculation help group, I see some of you came early..."
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    6. malajunta
      malajunta
      Ah, I remember my first day on Earth.
      1. EnchantedArcher likes this.
    7. malajunta
      malajunta
      I remember tape being regurlarly on the street, around poles, etc. in the eighties. And kind of miss it.
    8. Lars_Eh
      Lars_Eh
      Love your picture, very sexy.
    9. Seigur
      Seigur
      Nice Dr. Evil info...
    10. malajunta
      malajunta
      I can assure that no beleaguered manatee can swim underneath no yacht.
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    11. malajunta
      malajunta
      Just spamming fresh threads.
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    December 8
    Location:
    Caracas, Venezuela
    Occupation:
    Mech. Engineer
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    malajunta
    Very well, where should I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. A sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. If I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fifteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shaven scrotum.

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